Jan 15, 2019 · FunnyOne Liners: Hand-Picked Collection to Make You Laugh. By. Shweta. -. January 15, 2019. 4492. If you are looking for funny single liners, you’ve come to the right place. Scoopify collected some of the funniest single liners. Check this out!
I hang out at prisons and wait for parolees." "I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, 'No, one drag is enough.'" "I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself." "I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me." Self "My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good."
For every TV-into-movie success like The Fugitive, there are dozens of uninspired films like The Mod Squad. Happily--and surprisingly--this breezy update of the seminal '70s jiggle show falls into the first category, with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore (who also produced), and Lucy Liu starring as the hair-tossing, fashion-setting, kung fu-fighting trio employed by the mysterious Charlie (voiced ...
4. "Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower." — Albert Camus. 5. "The Autumn is old; The sere leaves are flying; He hath gather’d up gold, And now he is dying.